My old friend Andrée once told of being in a room with a guy who was reading something and suddenly blurted out in displeasure, "Oh, my aching dick!"
I have sciatica, not an aching dick, but I confess that I'd like to shout, "Oh, my aching dick!" in public, just to see what would happen. I could always use my nifty walking stick to beat back any offended person who came at me.
